Azlan Mahmud


This is a song sang and written by MrBrownShow.com

about the floods that recently occurred in Singapore.. Orchard road was like Orchard river..

LYRICS


Ooooooooh woooooooh hohoho
Ooooooooh woooooooh hohoho
Blame your mother, blame your father
Blame the season, blame the maker
See the waters, down in Orchard
Lucky Plaza, basement flooded
We have a big longkang
Our drains should be Number One
But when the freak rain come
In the end we still lan lan
So we say
When I eat horfun, I saw the rain come
I call PUB, they never call me back
I think they damn slack
I think they damn slack
I think they damn slack
I think they damn
When I drink Horlick, I saw the rain come
I call PUB, they never call me back
My car in void deck
I can't find my cat
My underwear wet
And there it goes
Ooooooooh woooooooh hohoho
Ooooooooh woooooooh hohoho
Say it's garbage, say it's blockage
Say it's bad luck, that drain got stuck
PM say don't , unrealistic
Singapore can't, be zero flood
Time to buy sampan
Don't park in Basement One
And when the freak rain come
Why this song so Cheena one ?
So we say
When I eat horfun, I saw the rain come
I call PUB, they never call me back
I think they damn slack
I think they damn slack
I think they damn slack
I think they damn
When I eat chee cheong fun, I saw the rain come
I call PUB, they never call me back
My car in void deck
I can't find my cat
My underwear wet
And there it goes
Ooooooooh woooooooh hohoho . . .

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Enjoy, check out MrBrownShow.com for more of his parody's and funny stuffs





Azlan Mahmud

So, you are in a building that has no windows.. And too kiasu bout getting charged when using your phone to check weather..

Here's what you need.
1. An active Astro subscribtion (B.yond preferred)

See attached image for hint.

2. A working TV Set..

Instructions...

1. Turn on the TV, if you're using normal astro and it says not available, its raining outside. Though we don't know how heavy it is..

To know how heavy it is,

Use b.yond, turn on the TV, if it says not available, means it is raining cats and dogs outside..

Seriously I have to say that byond is really good in slight rain..
Azlan Mahmud
I can't.. Because the content will not be original.. There must be someone who already posted on the sites/blogs..

I need something original... and I dont like blogging personal stuff because ITS PERSONAL..

Personal = Twitter..

Seriously with the invention of Twitter blogs are not used anymore.. Only if we are going to write a super duper long article then we use blogs..

Under 140 Characters = Twitter..

Around 140-350 = TwitLonger

more than that than I blog. KTHXBYE..

- sent via school's stupid computer


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Azlan Mahmud
I Really really want to change my phone now.. the HTC Artemis I'm using currently is so outdated.. it is launched in 2006 and the good thing about it is only the GPS, which sucks sometimes. no 3G, only edge..

So this will be my choice for my next phone.

1. HTC HD2

PROS:
1. 1Ghz Quallcomm SnapDragon Processor - damn fast! no more app lagging!
2. 4.3 inches of pure goodness.. Good for GPS Navigation (my main priority) and watching movies on the go.
3.HTC Sense - the interface is GOOODDD

CONS:
1. Cant do Video Call and no secondary camera
2.Windows Mobile 6.5 is soo OLD!
3.only 200MB internal memory. (my HTC Artemis is 32MB internal though)

PRICE : RM1999

2.iPhone 4

PROS:
1. Apple A4 Proccesor - i think its 1Ghz
2.32GB internal space
3.PentaBand HSPA
4. Retina Display (940X640 resolution) with IPS LCD
5.Shoots video at 720p @ 30fps
6. GyroScopre

CONS:
1. Overrated
2. Expensive
3. OS is not "free" cannot get apps outside the Apple AppStore
4. no Garmin GPS software. cause other GPS software doesnt update Malaysian maps
5. Reception issues - cant touch some angle of the phone as it will interfear with the cell reception
6.Video Calling is WiFi and iPhone-to-iPhone only.

PRICE: RM2799

3. Nokia N8

PROS:

1. 16GB Internal space
2. AMOLED screen
3. Can output video to TV through HDMI
4.12MP AF camera with XENON flash
5. Video Calling

CONS:

1. Hurmmm, maybe the price?
2. Symbian gonna die soon
3.Screen not big enough
4. only 680mhz processor.

PRICE: Not available yet (maybe around iphone's price)

OR, Ill just wait for

hmmmm...

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Azlan Mahmud
This is a test on embedding tweets on a blog using BlackBird Pie

So here it is, I hope it works



Does it work? leave comments..